Poker Jokes 2

A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.

The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should I tip him?"

The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes" "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me."

"OK, but the waiter gives me what I ask for...I'll take an 8."

Little Bobby was asked by his first grade teacher..."Bobby, do you know how to count?" 
Bobby replied "Of course I do, my dad taught me."
The teacher doubted Bobby, and decided to put him to a test. "OK, Bobby...what comes after three?" The teacher asked.
"Four!" Bobby immediately exclaimed.
"Very Good" said the teacher, "OK, what comes after 6?"
"Seven!" Bobby shot back immediately
"Bobby, your father is an excellent teacher. He must be so proud of you""Yes, he is" Bobby replied
"OK, one last test", said the teacher "What comes after ten?"
Without missing a beat, Bobby replied "Jack"