Poker Jokes 3

A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raid the game. Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks, "Father Murphy were you gambling?" Turning his eyes to the heaven, the priest whispers, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do" to the police officer. He then says, "No, officer, I was not gambling."

The officer then asks the minister, "Pastor Johnson were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to the heaven, the minister replies, "No, officer, I was not gambling."

Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asks, "Rabbi Goldstein were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replies "With whom?"

Little Tommy was the quietest boy in school. He never answered any questions, but his homework was alwayS quite excellent. If any one said anything to him, he would simply nod or shake his head. The staff thought he was shy and decided to do something to give him confidence.

"Tommy," said his teacher. "I've just bet Ms. Smith $5 that I can get you to say 3 words. You can have half."

Tommy looked at her pityingly and said, "You lose."